How to Get Me on the Phone
It's just me here — no “team,” no call center. When you call, you're talking to Dakota. Here's exactly how you make it happen — no confusion, no games.
Step 1: Create Your Account
Just an email and a display name. That's it. It takes less than a minute.
Step 2: Add Your Card
A quick one-time check to prove you're real. No charges until you actually call me.
Step 3: Call Me Live
I answer directly. No waiting. No scripts. Just me — and you.
Step 4: Text Me If You Need To
Don't want to make an account? Text me at (210) 935-2144 for direct billing. If it looks like I'm not available, text me anyway — I might be able to sneak you in.
Step 5: Come Back Anytime
Once you're set up, you never have to do it again. You can call me anytime I'm on… or text to see when I'll be back.
What You Get With Me
- Live calls only — I'm real, I'm here, I'm moaning for you
- Discreet billing — statement shows “Paid Communications”
- Direct access — text me if you need me outside my hours
- No apps, no nonsense — just a phone, a card, and me
- One setup, unlimited calls — once you're in, you're in